Wednesday, November 16, 2011

Get Your Fix

One of my favorite bloggers, the always amusing Master's piece, has nominated me for the so-called "Versatile Blogger Award." I have a bit of a crush on piece, who is charmingly well-written and delightfully entertaining, so I am quite flattered to be receiving an award from her. Anyone who has not yet stopped by her blog, Down the rabbit hole..., should definitely do so now. Anyhow, the Versatile Blogger Award appears to be intended to feed the addictions of blog whores like myself. Recipients are encouraged to acknowledge their nominator and link to their nominator's blog, share seven things about themselves, and nominate fifteen of their favorite bloggers for the award (Try not to forget, as I nearly did, to notify those whom you've nominated!).

Seven Things About Me
  • In addition to blogs, I am addicted to Coke, Starbucks frappuccinos with caramel and extra coffee,  and french toast, the latter three of which I have exchanged sexual favors for more than once. M delights in teasing me for being, quite literally, a "Coke whore."
  • When eating from a plate that holds more than one type of food (ie. an entree and a side or two) it is necessary for me to keep each dish completely separated from the other, else my obsessive-compulsive disorder causes my brain to twitch. It simply will not do to have my baked potato nudged up against my balsamic-rosemary steak, nor can my steamed broccoli florets be nestled amongst my pesto fettuccine. 
  • Receiving cunnilingus can be enjoyable for me, but I quickly tire of it and it seldom brings more than, at most, moderate amounts of pleasure. At times it is downright uncomfortable.
  • Vanilla sex was once satisfying, but, as time goes on, I find it to be less and less so. I fear that by age fifty I will only be able to get off via the most brutally violent and degrading sexual encounters.
  • I am high maintenance, though not in the usual, 'I need a warehouse filled with boxes of peroxide blonde hair color, a room devoted solely to designer heels, and a minimum of three hours each morning to spackle my face with various concealers and highlighters,' way. I am more of a, 'give me attention, you're not paying me enough attention, hey, look at me, I need attention,' sort of girl. 
  • If I do not exercise caution when playing any sort of game that can be won (read: all games ever), I am prone to being totally consumed by my drive to be the victor, even when my only competition is under the age of nine.
  • Compiling lists of random factoids concerning myself leaves me feeling decidedly self-absorbed and terribly uninteresting. 
Fifteen of My Favorite Bloggers 
(excluding Master's piece, though she's well worth a second mention, so that I can thwart the rules and list sixteen bloggers in total)

2 comments:

  1. Yay! Thank you for the shout-out. :) You are sneaky. I didn't even know you were reading my blog. But now I have discovered yours! If I know you on FL, please send me a message... I haven't read enough of your blog to be able to figure out who you are yet. :)

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  2. For the most part I am a lurker, on blogs and on FetLife. I don't think I've encountered you on the latter...

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